# Test Shows 99.99% of High School Seniors Can’t Read Perl

What’s happening to the world?

Perl experts were astounded by the results. “I was amazed that none of the students were able to read this simple sentence:

`\$_='while(read+STDIN,\$_,2048){\$a=29;\$c=142;if((@a=unx"C*",\$_)&48){\$h=5;\$_=unxb24,join"",@b=map{xB8,unxb8,chr(\$_^\$a[--\$h+84])}@ARGV;s/...\$/1\$&/;\$d=unxV,xb25,\$_;\$b=73;\$e=256|(ord\$b)<<9|ord\$b;\$d=\$d>>8^(\$f=(\$t=255)&(\$d>>12^\$d>>4^\$d^\$d/8))<<17,\$e=\$e>>8^(\$t&(\$g=(\$q=\$e>>14&7^\$e)^\$q*8^\$q<<6))<<9,\$_=(map{\$_%16or\$t^=\$c^=(\$m=(11,10,116,100,11,122,20,100)[\$_/16%8])&110;\$t^=(72,@z=(64,72,\$a^=12*(\$_%16-2?0:\$m&17)),\$b^=\$_%64?12:0,@z)[\$_%8]}(16..271))[\$_]^((\$h>>=8)+=\$f+(~\$g&\$t))for@a[128..\$#a]}print+x"C*",@a}';s/x/pack+/g;eval`

I mean, come on, that’s so easy,” said Paul Chen, Chairman of the Learn Perl or Die Association, which administered the test nationwide. “Teachers need to start with simple phrases like \$RF=~tr/A-Z/a-z/; and work up from there. We really need to start teaching this in first grade if kids are ever going to understand this by high school.”