PHP Template parser

This is something that happened quite some time ago, but I didn't have a blog back then, so it here it goes. I'll just refer to the person I talked to as Joe. It's an ICQ conversation: Joe > What's the best PHP Template parser? Me > PHP itself

* Silence for about half an hour *

Joe > Where can I find PHP itself? Me > Joe > Yes that's PHP, I'm looking for PHP itself Me > huh? Joe > Or did you mean something else with PHP itself? I thought you meant that the name of the template parser was 'PHP itself'. Me > D'oh!

Believe me or not, this is a true story...